23 Jul A Selection Of Tweets From Maggie Lee’s Account
A SELECTION OF TWEETS FROM MAGGIE LEE’S TWITTER ACCOUNT
This Saturday (July 25th), Metatron is presenting Steve Roggenbuck, Andrew Duncan Worthington, Maggie Lee & more at Librairie Drawn & Quarterly.
In anticipation of Saturday’s event, we’re presenting a short selection of tweets from Maggie Lee’s account (@maggie44). Maggie lives in New York City. She’s a writer, social media professional & dog mom & her work has appeared in Shabby Doll House & many other publications.
listen, if I am going start exercising, i’ll need to convince myself I am really in 2 it. i’ll get all pro-fitness & be tweeting about it. nobody wants that.
6 year old girl: I’m maggie
me: I was maggie before you
6 year old girl: my grandma was maggie before you and now she’s dead
sharing my expertise with high school students again, also scotch tape is holding my clothes together today
made a bet that I could refrain from shrugging all day & after 3 minutes I can’t remember who I am
in high school I took 2 levels of AP calculus and now I write tweets for a living
my outfit today is cool because even though it’s a dress, it makes me look like a ups delivery man
in all honesty I am decent to great at all sports, there’s nothing I can’t do
I’m an almost cross-dresser as in I buy men’s shirts because they’re hilarious & I try them on at home & have a nice laugh & never wear them again
I say ‘so that’s good…’ after every statement I make on business calls, it’s very professional and charming
would be interested in going to church every sunday if the focus was to worship a different beautiful woman every week
I haven’t cried on the streets of new york in quite some time, should I just move, is my time here over