A LICENSE TO SELL HAIR TONIC TO BALD EAGLES IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA ❋ Tom Snarsky

It’s a chemical—that much you expected—
but the worried trees haven’t yet bought in-
to the weekday morning television stories
claiming it’s also a curse. What to do when

consensus is not forthcoming: dry the rain-
bow and haul its desiccated flesh to the
autopsy room. Kill the one (which is a man-
y) and save the many (who are hopelessly

one).