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APR ❋ Sarah Jean Alexander

As an adult my insecurities mostly revolve around
whether or not the lock on the bathroom door in the bar
actually works, and I am constantly mentally preparing
my reaction for when someone walks in on me shitting

This reaction consists of
making the same incoherent and guttural sounds
at a loud volume until the person slowly closes the door

Sometimes no one else even has to go

Sometimes you tell yourself
to stop crying about your dead mom
because she is still very alive

Sometimes she texts you in the morning
that she misses you more than anything
and you decide to just play it cool

Sometimes you get so drunk
you fall asleep on the train
wake up at the end of line
throw up in your lap
and get fired from your job

Sometimes you quit