23 Jul A Selection Of Tweets From Maggie Lee’s Account
A SELECTION OF TWEETS FROM MAGGIE LEE’S TWITTER ACCOUNT
This Saturday (July 25th), Metatron is presenting Steve Roggenbuck, Andrew Duncan Worthington, Maggie Lee & more at Librairie Drawn & Quarterly.
In anticipation of Saturday’s event, we’re presenting a short selection of tweets from Maggie Lee’s account (@maggie44). Maggie lives in New York City. She’s a writer, social media professional & dog mom & her work has appeared in Shabby Doll House & many other publications.
July 8
listen, if I am going start exercising, i’ll need to convince myself I am really in 2 it. i’ll get all pro-fitness & be tweeting about it. nobody wants that.
June 13
6 year old girl: I’m maggie
me: I was maggie before you
6 year old girl: my grandma was maggie before you and now she’s dead
June 10
sharing my expertise with high school students again, also scotch tape is holding my clothes together today
May 22
made a bet that I could refrain from shrugging all day & after 3 minutes I can’t remember who I am
May 16
in high school I took 2 levels of AP calculus and now I write tweets for a living
May 5
my outfit today is cool because even though it’s a dress, it makes me look like a ups delivery man
May 4
in all honesty I am decent to great at all sports, there’s nothing I can’t do
April 27
I’m an almost cross-dresser as in I buy men’s shirts because they’re hilarious & I try them on at home & have a nice laugh & never wear them again
April 20
I say ‘so that’s good…’ after every statement I make on business calls, it’s very professional and charming
April 5
would be interested in going to church every sunday if the focus was to worship a different beautiful woman every week
March 24th
I haven’t cried on the streets of new york in quite some time, should I just move, is my time here over
