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17 Aug Jessica D’Angelo

Things I thought stoned

 

Next time you get high, take a bath while soaking in essential oils, and when you get out you will be so nice and slippery. Give yourself a massage. Especially on the face.

Get stoned more often, and make sure to do it alone from the beginning.

Dance around to music that sounds like it’s coming from waving trees.

Turn off all screens. They only suck your soul.

Have all snacks prepared.

Brush your hair. Brushing it feels so good.

 


 

Jessica D’Angelo is a Toronto-based writer, photographer & independent publisher. Follow her on Instagram @seriousbetty.

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